The Democratic States of Eastern Saponyu Ypsopace is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 958 million Ypsopaceans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ypsonyu. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ypsopacean economy, worth 61.1 trillion Doshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,781 Doshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Saponyu Ypsopace's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Saponyu Ypsopace is ranked 21,853^rd in the world and 15^th in The United Federations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,116.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.